Baby, please hand over the scissors NOW

You always hear "Don't drink and drive" Don't drink and text"... Try this one on for change, DONT DRINK AND CUT YOUR OWN HAIR. I experienced this a few weeks ago, after a few glasses of Pinot Noir and a shot of vodka (Hey, no judging. It was a Wednesday). Anyways, long story short, I had split ends... And if anyone knows me well, they know I can be a tad bit neurotic at times... With that said, this night I must have hit my spilt end limit, so I took matters into my own hands (literally). And well... Now I look like a 13 year old Chinese boy with a bad bowl cut (no offense to 13 year old Chinese boys with bad bowl cuts) So for future reference: Never drink and cut your own hair.