Wednesday, August 31, 2011
conversations normal people probably do not have
Jamie: How did you get that gash on your leg?
Me: From a candle at Target
--silence—
Jamie: Um, can you elaborate please?
Me: Yeah, a candle fell off the shelf and gashed my leg, hurt like hell
Jamie: First how does a candle just fall? Did you touch it? And second, how does a cylinder candle do that kind of damage?
Me: Well the candle was in a box, I guess I should have said that part and no I didn’t touch it!
--silence—
Me: Ok, maybe I touched it.
Jamie: Mmmmhmmm that’s what I thought… and what’s the cut on your stomach from?
Me: What cut? Oh the one here (pointing to the cut right above my belly button)?
Jamie: Yeah, that one, whats that from? Target as well?
Me: Target? Don’t be silly! That one is from when I stabbed myself with a knife in my belly, remember?
Jamie: Oh yeah, I remember. Different from the time you almost stabbed me with a knife when I was grilling?
Me: Yeah that was two different days. I almost stabbed you the day after I actually stabbed me.
--silence—
Me: So the conclusion of this story is, you are clearly safe from danger. Me, not so much.
Jamie: Ok, no more knives for you. Or wine glasses, since you have managed to break all of those.
Me: Why no more wine glasses? They aren’t ALL broken!
Jamie: How many do we have?
Me: Like 4
Jamie: How many did we start with?
Me: 22
Jamie: Yeah, my point exactly.
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